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One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
#draco darling you know how i feel about muggles in the house #but mom sherlock is my friend
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Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.
Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.
I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.
how
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OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.
WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER
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you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
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I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
Source: foreveralone-lyguy
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one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
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Comic sans isn’t even intimidating in caps it just sounds like a kitten trying to roar like a lion
My god you’re right.
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this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
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Walt Chelyabinskney
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if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again
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